Frank and Christopher, or The Last Guys in the Closet
       
     
  CHRISTOPHER Oh, gosh. You know what you need? Let me get you a piping hot cup of coffee.    FRANK Oh, you don’t have to…    CHRISTOPHER Two spoonfuls of sugar and a little bit of milk?
       
     
 Frank and Christopher—best friends, accountants, homebodies—work in a forgotten corner of an office park somewhere, always have. It seems nothing will disturb their congenial working relationship, until one day, they discover a mutual love for “Natural Woman,” and Frank becomes quietly determined to make their love take flight. But will Christopher reject his feelings? Will they find their way out of the closet?
       
     
Frank and Christopher, or The Last Guys in the Closet
       
     
Frank and Christopher, or The Last Guys in the Closet
       
     
Frank and Christopher, or The Last Guys in the Closet

CHRISTOPHER
Good morning, Frank.

FRANK
Good morning, Christopher!

(Huge sneeze.)

CHRISTOPHER
Oh, you still have that cold, huh?

FRANK
Yeah. It’s really…
(Sneeze.)
…sticking around.

  CHRISTOPHER Oh, gosh. You know what you need? Let me get you a piping hot cup of coffee.    FRANK Oh, you don’t have to…    CHRISTOPHER Two spoonfuls of sugar and a little bit of milk?
       
     

CHRISTOPHER
Oh, gosh. You know what you need? Let me get you a piping hot cup of coffee.

FRANK
Oh, you don’t have to…

CHRISTOPHER
Two spoonfuls of sugar and a little bit of milk?

 Frank and Christopher—best friends, accountants, homebodies—work in a forgotten corner of an office park somewhere, always have. It seems nothing will disturb their congenial working relationship, until one day, they discover a mutual love for “Natural Woman,” and Frank becomes quietly determined to make their love take flight. But will Christopher reject his feelings? Will they find their way out of the closet?
       
     

Frank and Christopher—best friends, accountants, homebodies—work in a forgotten corner of an office park somewhere, always have. It seems nothing will disturb their congenial working relationship, until one day, they discover a mutual love for “Natural Woman,” and Frank becomes quietly determined to make their love take flight. But will Christopher reject his feelings? Will they find their way out of the closet?

Frank and Christopher, or The Last Guys in the Closet
       
     
Frank and Christopher, or The Last Guys in the Closet

Full length - 2M

Workshopped at San Francisco State University, 2010

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